Bass Enthusiast T-Shirts

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Double Bass Jumpers.

The Bass Player

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.

DJ's Baby.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Music for car stereos

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Turn down the bass."

"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

Double bass skating

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

Jazz is Invented

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Bryan Ferry