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Bassoon musical instrument.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Double Saxophone

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Hellbillies.

A tuba and love hearts

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Bassoon practice.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Turn down the bass."

The Salivation army.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Man playing bum-note.

Lighthouse

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

The Ignored Busker

Where the deer and the antelope play.