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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Bryan Ferry

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

A man taking a bow

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Violinist.

Tom Hanks

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Overkill, dude."

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

Magicing the crowd away

The Month of June

In Difficulties.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

Loud Chorister

Johannes Brahms

Where the deer and the antelope play.

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

The only problem with your current diet is really deforestation, and I'm afraid I'm unable to help...

'I think my back is baroque!'