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'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'I've got to wear a brace,,,my teeth don't stick out'

"Well, this is me."

Animals and Daylight Savings Time. . .

'Of course me and Lottie never got around to having kids'

"This is where the magic happens!"

Snowmensch

'So by the time I learned what carrot cake really was it was too late.'

Rabbit rabbit

The Rabbit Meeting.

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

Magicing the crowd away

Pickpocket steals rabbit from magician's pocket.

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Dog chasing slippers.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

'Careful...it could be a trick!'

"Magic is my true passion."

The Semi-Literate Rabbit.

"Look Hansel, a house made of broccoli."

"It started with a few grey hares in my 20's and they kept showing up."

'That's a good start, Betsy, but could you make it more macho?'

"Careful – I've got the slowest, steadiest hands in the west."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

In Difficulties.

"Wake up, you idiot—you forgot to turn off the hat!"

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer."

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"