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"I think it's very considerate of people to separate their trash."

'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'

"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

"Impressed? Don't be. I also read trash."

"Overkill, dude."

"I decided to move my mask."

"He could teach people a thing or two about social distancing."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

'I admire your floatibility.'

A little bird told me...

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Best project manager we ever had."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Can you believe he was the last dog at the shelter?"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

Rubbish Carousel

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

This historic alpine hut has stood here among the native beech trees for over a century, and may stand for another, often unoccupied by always watched over by that ever playful mountain parrot, the Kea.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Service."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'No, the big rabbit Harvey isn't Paul Harvey -- at least I don't THINK he is.'

In Difficulties.

Working Holiday.

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

The Rabbit Meeting.

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."