Rococo Admirer T-Shirts

Rococo breakfast cereal.

Countess

A man taking a bow

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

Dairy Devil

"Overkill, dude."

Love Birds love just being together

Cristiano Ronaldo

Sharp Eyes

Behold The Horror Of... The Ringing Landline

Minuet

'We're design classics son - unchanged for hundreds of millions of years...These new gimmicky things come and go.'

"He adored that old car !"

Liquor is legal, not compulsory.

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Slim's Baroque-Bach Saloon. I know you love classical music, Slim, but

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

"May I be candid, Hogarth? I should have thought a shrimp girl would make a more appropriate subject than a girl shrimp."

Gentleman in a pink frock coat

Invitation

"You get your seven cats, I get my red-tailed hawk."

"I'll be Bach!"

'You wouldn't get these stomach aches if you chewed your food properly.'

'I've just discovered a drug Keith Richards hasn't taken...'

Steve Irwin.

A planet like ours - puppet cobra

"So, Friends Romans Countrymen. . ."

"I decided to move my mask."

All Board the Coronacoaster!

Having an open mind is not to be confused with a hole in the head.

Steve Howe

Rhinoceros playing Bilboquet.

"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

Christmas Theorbo