Rolls-royce Admirer T-Shirts

"He adored that old car !"

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

"Downton Abbey Road"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

"Do you do much walking?"

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Blue Dress

"Nevermore."

Dairy Devil

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Grandfather Clock

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."