Rolls-royce Admirer Gifts

"He adored that old car !"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Knight Golfing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Jarvis Cocker

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

"Do you do much walking?"

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Elton John

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

Dairy Devil

Blue Dress

Robbie Williams

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

David Bowie

Grandfather Clock

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

The Fab Four

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'