Rollercoaster Admirer Gifts

All Board the Coronacoaster!

Tunnel of Gove

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

"Now this is a dog park!"

Woman Juggling Emojis

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Roller Coaster of Love

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

Mermaid spawning time.

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Meet the Beetles....

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

Why did I marry that clown?

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

The interminable!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Stock market ups and downs.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."