Rollercoaster Admirer Gifts

All Board the Coronacoaster!

Tunnel of Gove

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

End the Winter Blues

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

Riding the Rollercoaster.

Giraffe Rollercoaster

Woman Juggling Emojis

"Now this is a dog park!"

'Stocks rose, then dropped on news that life is full of highs and lows.'

Mermaid spawning time.

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Why did I marry that clown?

Meet the Beetles....

The Day Trader

Roller Coasters

'What luck, Mom! There's no line over at the Super-Lippty-Comet Coaster that's even bigger than this one.'

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

The interminable!

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Stock market ups and downs.

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Mother and child riding a DNA rollercoaster.

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Dad, raise your hands to the sky."