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'I'm only gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"You're carrying a lot of tension."

Happy Easter.

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Rabbits $5.

Giving up carrots was the worse 20 minutes of my life.

'Go on, boy, rabbits, go get 'em!'

"This campaign will address the public perception of rabbit holes."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

Prgenancy Testing.

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

Rabbit.

'All right. You can hop down.'

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Parenting Skills Training

'You think you've got it tough? Try getting a date when you're divorced with 375 kids!'

'You are raising something in your garden, dear, and a fine rabbit it is, too.'

Hairy Hare the Rabbit.

'In America, we only stick up the one.'

"What I'm looking forward to? Menopause, right now, I'm looking forward to menopause..."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'Look there! That's what I's call a tasty looking carrot!'

'...Think we should lay off the genetically modified carrots?'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

"She took me for everything but I got the kids."

"Yes, I have red, blood-shot eyes, but calm down, it's from lack of sleep due to newborns, not myxomatosis..."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

Richard Adams.

A rabbit's greatest fear.

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."