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'I'm only gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"You're carrying a lot of tension."

'See, here's where you screwed up.'

'I'm worried: He doesn't have buckteeth...'

'Go on, boy, rabbits, go get 'em!'

'I'm gonna say this one more time: Our only chance is self-control.'

Rabbits $5.

Giving up carrots was the worse 20 minutes of my life.

"This campaign will address the public perception of rabbit holes."

'First, I want you to cut back on the carrot juice.'

'Good God! You want paternity leave again! That'll be the sixth time this year!'

Rabbit.

'All right. You can hop down.'

Hairy Hare the Rabbit.

'You are raising something in your garden, dear, and a fine rabbit it is, too.'

'You think you've got it tough? Try getting a date when you're divorced with 375 kids!'

Parenting Skills Training

'Heads up, Carl! Pinch runner!'

Prgenancy Testing.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Another round of Shirley Temples."

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'...Think we should lay off the genetically modified carrots?'

'Look there! That's what I's call a tasty looking carrot!'

Kangaroo walking rabbit.

"What I'm looking forward to? Menopause, right now, I'm looking forward to menopause..."

'Carrot daiquiri, please.'

"You wouldn't like that. It's a vegetable."

"She took me for everything but I got the kids."

"Yes, I have red, blood-shot eyes, but calm down, it's from lack of sleep due to newborns, not myxomatosis..."

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Richard Adams.

A rabbit's greatest fear.

Rabbit's revenge