Rabbit T-Shirts

'Only one minor hitch so far. They claim that they ALSO have something of an over-population problem.'

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Today's Special: Rabbit Stew

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Magic Tricks

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

Yes, they are all dependants."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Dust Bunny

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Magic Act

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'I don't want you to think I'm a maniac or something, but we haven't had bunnies for over a week now.'

"There you go Dad, now, instead of just thumping the ground, you can press the red button to raise the alarm..."

"I got a job!"

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Magician Playing Golf.

Parenting Skills Training