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A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Shakespeare's Brain

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'My Alfa Romeo, My Alfa Romeo, where for art thou?'

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Leadership never hibernates.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

The Angel's Share

Ransom Library. Oh, that's just Henry … He's a history buff. Wild West.

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the Wood

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"Jeez, Honey, will you hurry up in there? I've been hibernating all winter, too, y'know!"

Bear Porridge

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'