Barrel Admirer Gifts

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Shakespeare's Brain

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'I wouldn't bother. They're probably gluten-free vegetarians.'

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Leadership never hibernates.

The Angel's Share

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Tragically Roger was to discover that his 'managing aggression' seminar did not work in a wilderness setting.

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Bear Porridge

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"