Barrel Lover Gifts

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Opening the Barrel

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

A giant glass of red wine

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"That's his answer to everything!"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'Single or double?'

Concerto for Two Horns

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Minutes since the TV broke.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'I wish you would look at me like that.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

One more please.

'The news on tv is SO depressing, I've decided to stop watching it.' 'Is that permitted?!'

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

'We have a big hand drill in case of power cut.'

"I just found out we play a critical role in what they call 'hog production.' Pretty exciting, huh?"

'....and what was your reaction when you saw this big bear in your barn?'

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Cow drink 'Cud' next to Cow drinking 'Cud Light'

Barn