Barrel Fanatic Gifts

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Orchestra.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'That's right - a restraining order. You should know mother bears are very protective of their young.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Do you like my bling?

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'Standing around the grill is half the fun. Getting drunk is the other.'

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

Who's Hoot

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Big Apple Bears

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Home Wine-Making Kit...

One more please.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

A trumpet player

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.