Barrel Rider Gifts

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Bull with a steering wheel for horns.

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"We're not having any luck finding fugitive outlaws, so we decided to search for the meaning of life instead."

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

One more please.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'Just so you know . . . when that gate opens, I'm going to stop, drop, and roll. Big time.'

"It's a lot easier than the mechanical bull."

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

Premier Cru

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Tourist viewing a desert rose

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

'It's very 'woody'...'

Root Beer. We'll take a keg, but you'll have to hold the check for a while. The first root beer float.

"When did you realize you were naked?"

Jumping the barrel.

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

'There's a lot of hurting on the outside & a lot of hurting on the inside in the rodeo business.'

If my recent vintage ages well, I'll be part of a very small group saying "2020 was a very good year."