Barrel Jumper Gifts

Jumping the barrel.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

One more please.

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

Premier Cru

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

Root Beer. We'll take a keg, but you'll have to hold the check for a while. The first root beer float.

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Very wishy-washy. . . really lacks conviction. . ."

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

If my recent vintage ages well, I'll be part of a very small group saying "2020 was a very good year."

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.