Barrel Champions Gifts

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

An angry barbecue.

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

One more please.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'You bunch of gatherers call that hunting? Get back out there and this time try the pointy end first!'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

"Terrible, I couldn't fall asleep no matter how hard I tried."

"It's 'Toad in the charcoal'."

Premier Cru

'And what makes you think you're good enough for the darts team?'

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

'It's very 'woody'...'

Jumping the barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.