Bar Brawler Champion Gifts

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

Musical Fight

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

Cool bulls.

'Take it outside!'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

The Weary Landlord public house.

Dorothy and the singles bar

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"Jerry, you fool! can't you see that you're flirting with Death?!"

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

"I don't know anything about politics or foreign relations, but I do know that Madelyn Albright's a babe."

'You better not start anything...'