Bar Brawler Champion Mugs

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Let's go to a bar and do something funny.'

"Shiver-me-timbers, wench! How many times have I got to tell you? I'm not winking at you!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

Musical Fight

'I'll take back 'Rotten Egg' if you'll apologize for 'Dumb Cluck'.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"It's suppose to be tomato juice! That's how you make a Bloody Mary!"

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

Cool bulls.

'Take it outside!'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

The Weary Landlord public house.

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

Dorothy and the singles bar

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Everything in a can's thirty-one."

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

"Jerry, you fool! can't you see that you're flirting with Death?!"

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

A street of old man bars.

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.