Bar Brawler In Spirit Mugs

"Watch it. He'll take a swing at you."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

'Elroy had an unfortunate knack for picking fights with the wrong people'

Raw Piano Bar

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

'I can lick any man in the house!'

"In actual fact, most pubs these days cater for kids." (Toddler served milk at bar).

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

"It's O.K., I've got his car keys."

Cool bulls.

'Take it outside!'

'That's the last straw, mister.'

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"Would you like the martinis shaken or grrrrrred?"

Sadie hated Sunday lunchtimes.

"Come on. You've been nursing that pint for hours!"

"Have you been telling everyone I'm an idiot?"

Let's get totally... Brahms and Liszt.

Right that's it...you've had enough Bloody Marys!

With the victim of the bar fight badly in need of blood, a quick-thinking doctor ran an IV line from the plasma screen TV.

"That's very deep house."

"I thought it came with an acorn."

'You better not start anything...'

"Stay!"

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Cowboys in a Bar.