Barrel Racer Gifts

"When did you realize you were naked?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

The rally driver's breakfast

One more please.

Runner with a kick-starter.

Premier Cru

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

fanatic driver.

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

'It's very 'woody'...'

Jumping the barrel.

Root Beer. We'll take a keg, but you'll have to hold the check for a while. The first root beer float.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'