Barrel Racer Gifts

"When did you realize you were naked?"

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"The Hare's demanding a dope test !"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

One more please.

The rally driver's breakfast

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

Premier Cru

Jenny always won. That's what mattered.

fanatic driver.

'It's very 'woody'...'

Jumping the barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

'Really? I'm a professional racer too...'

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

'Well, well, what do we call you? Middle-aged-lady's best friend, or lonely-rollerblader's best friend?'

'Seven. How old were you when you got your first credit card application in the mail?'

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