Barrel Adventures Gifts

Premier Cru

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

One more please.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'In these troubled times, I thank God there's still one barrel left we can afford.'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

'It's very 'woody'...'

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

Jumping the barrel.

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

A monk plugs a leaking cask of alcohol with his finger.

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Naked sailor holding a water filled barrel around his waist

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.