Barrel Adventures Prints

Premier Cru

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'How about I leave the last splinter in? It'll be a good reminder to not take things literally, at your next barrel tasting.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

One more please.

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"It's disappointing, but if that's the biggest you've got ..."

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'In these troubled times, I thank God there's still one barrel left we can afford.'

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

'It's very 'woody'...'

A monk plugs a leaking cask of alcohol with his finger.

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

Jumping the barrel.

Root Beer. We'll take a keg, but you'll have to hold the check for a while. The first root beer float.

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Naked sailor holding a water filled barrel around his waist

If my recent vintage ages well, I'll be part of a very small group saying "2020 was a very good year."