Barrel Bath Enthusiast Prints

Naked sailor holding a water filled barrel around his waist

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Loofah Lady

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A giant glass of red wine

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'