Barrel Bath Enthusiast Pillows

Naked sailor holding a water filled barrel around his waist

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Loofah Lady

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

A giant glass of red wine

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

The only creation God was truly proud of was the Sabbath

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

Man in Bath

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

How to recover from a bad day

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'