Oak Barrel Enthusiast Prints

'It's very 'woody'...'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

No Soliciting

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

D.I.Y

A giant glass of red wine

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Brass Band

Knight Vision

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Trumpet

Weak Knights

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

Supply was out of harps.

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

A Heavy Metal Musician.