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'It's very 'woody'...'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

No Soliciting

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

In case of emergency - use tin opener...

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

D.I.Y

A giant glass of red wine

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

'He lost his whistle,'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

The Salivation army.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Brass Band

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Knight Vision

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Tuba

Poetry Knight

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Supply was out of harps.

"He's always on message."

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Trumpet

"You're sucking when you should be blowing!"

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.