Oak Barrel Admirer T-Shirts

'We let 65 people try the '03 Malbec and told them they couldn't just describe it as 'good'. The result: 65 said it was 'very good'.'

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Downton Abbey Road"

"Do you do much walking?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Blue Dress

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

Teddy Roosevelt

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

The Angel's Share

Antiques

Strange man has a nose monocle.

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

Centaur falls in love.

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Frank Sinatra.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Victorian woman at a bar.

Mangle

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

'Termites!'

Over the Hill Birthday Cards

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'