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Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Employee of the Month Parking

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Knight with paint tin on his head.

Gun Ego

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

Euphemistic.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets