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"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

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Employee of the Month Parking

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

The Lawman

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

Knight with paint tin on his head.

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'Hell of a recoil, Bob!'

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'You're the king now. It's time to put the past behind you.'

Euphemistic.

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets