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'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Last Chance For Reality

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

'How about a nice saloon?'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'