Barrel Aficionados Mugs

'Milking' the Wine Barrel.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Hey, you gotta put that away- this is a laptopless bar."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Last Chance For Reality

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"You're talking politics? Take it outside or online, but not here!"

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'How about a nice saloon?'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Do they look tired to you?"

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Joe's Bar, Under New Joe!

Victorian woman at a bar.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

The Double-Negative Bar & Grille. Not Unhappy Hour 5-6.

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'