Barrel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

"But what I really want is a new barrel."

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A giant glass of red wine

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'He lost his whistle,'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

The Salivation army.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'