Barrel Enthusiast T-Shirts

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

"But what I really want is a new barrel."

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Not sure if it's French oak, but I'm positive our wine is barrel aged."

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A giant glass of red wine

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'He lost his whistle,'

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

The Salivation army.

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

"Do they look tired to you?"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!