Barrel Jumper T-Shirts

Jumping the barrel.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Opening the Barrel

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

A giant glass of red wine

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'I believe my trainee is putting together the trial bundle for you now.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

One more please.

'Dad, the wine's been put into used barrels, just like you ordered. I got a great deal on them from Exxon.'

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"I think we're supposed to connect the positive wire here and the negative wire there. But I can't."

A man polishes a giant wine bottle.

The first step of the training is 'Jumping Out of The Box.'

Premier Cru

Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

"No, it's not some new wearable tech."

Rock Climbing for Beginners.

'That's what I call riding the barrel!'

"When did you realize you were naked?"

"For heaven's sake woman having a few drinks is an important part of the job"

"Very wishy-washy. . . really lacks conviction. . ."

"Gin? Oh God, I hate gin."

Boy with his finger in hole in a huge wine barrel.

"This barrel holds enough wine to fill 300 bottles, or my Uncle Hal -- who is standing...right...behind...me..."