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A giant glass of red wine

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'I found him on the internet.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

BOO MOO!

"Do you know what girls want?"

"Can you recommend a suitable white wine to drink with my red wine?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

Who are you?

"Fascinating!"

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'