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A giant glass of red wine

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

Dogs

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'I found him on the internet.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Lasso

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

BOO MOO!

'Can't one eat in peace!'

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

"Do you know what girls want?"

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Who are you?

'Will work for tummy rub.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

"Fascinating!"

'Calm down. I heard them say we're just going into town for haircuts.'

'Tender and Juicy.'

'The ban of stimulants, includes St Bernards. The brandy keg will have to go.'