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Lobster playing the bassoon.

Bassoonist cherub.

Vampire Bassoonist

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Loud mouth bass.

Dynamite little combo

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Double Bass Jumpers.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Mice playing double bass

Red hot little combo

"Only caught one, eh."

Music for car stereos

'...and on Bass...'

"And now, with apologies to Cole Porter."

'I don't mind you singing, but I draw the line at your banjo playing.'

A tuba and love hearts

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

The Salivation army.

Imagine Dragons

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Bassoon practice.