Bassist T-Shirts

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'...and on Bass...'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'What luck!'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Dynamite little combo

Red hot little combo

"Mrs. Ritterhouse is getting harmonic tones on her G-string."

A Bass Lion

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Evolution of the upright bass

Imagine Dragons

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Loud mouth bass.

Ballet Lovers

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Mice playing double bass

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."