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There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

'...and on Bass...'

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'What luck!'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

Dynamite little combo

Red hot little combo

"Mrs. Ritterhouse is getting harmonic tones on her G-string."

A Bass Lion

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Evolution of the upright bass

Imagine Dragons

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Loud mouth bass.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Ballet Lovers

Double Bass Jumpers.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

Mice playing double bass

'He's been wanting to have his own signature end-zone dance, but this just doesn't cut it.'