Bassist At Heart T-Shirts

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Dynamite little combo

Loud mouth bass.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Double Bass Jumpers.

Red hot little combo

Mice playing double bass

Music for car stereos

"Only caught one, eh."

'...and on Bass...'

"Turn down the bass."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

Imagine Dragons

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Double bass skating