Bassist At Heart T-Shirts

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Loud mouth bass.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Dynamite little combo

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Double Bass Jumpers.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

Red hot little combo

"Only caught one, eh."

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

'...and on Bass...'

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

Imagine Dragons

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Fuzz - the bass player auditions.

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

Double bass skating