Brass Band Enthusiast T-Shirts

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

Brass band.

'Your trumpet solo is coming up. Whatever you do - don't blow it!'

'Whoa guys! If you can't play it right, can you at least please play it wrong quietly.'

"I'm an American, but I understand French Horn if played slowly."

"It seemed important at the time."

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

"God...I hate elevator music."

Brass Band

"Get plenty of beans ready, here comes the wind section."

A tuba and love hearts

Big Horn Sheep

"Those hermit crabs stop at nothing."

Trumpet Player.

Brass Band.

Woman Keeps Trumpet Player in Her Bag.

'Vienna Brass Ensemble'

Vienna Brass Ensemble

Tuba player with an umbrella.

Tuba players shouldn't be boxers --- They're always making low blows.

"I once loved a parade."

Sousaphone Player

Orchestra.

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'He lost his whistle,'

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...