Bassoon Enthusiast Gifts

Bassoon musical instrument.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Double Saxophone

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"This should be cozy. Just let me know if you need an extra sousaphone."

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Music for car stereos

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Ralph Stanley

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

'He lost his whistle,'

Bassoon practice.

"Turn down the bass."

The Salivation army.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Hellbillies.

A tuba and love hearts

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Over Zealous French Horn Player

Man playing bum-note.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

The Ignored Busker

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."