Bass Fishing Enthusiast Gifts

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

Surf Casting

Bears catching fish

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Man with fishing line going into water. Fishing line coming down from sky.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Fishing with God

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

A Bloody Butcher

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Could you wear this? You're scaring away the fish.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Been waiting long?'

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'