Bass Fishing Gifts

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

'Hank, I think we've been spending too much time bass fishing.'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Only caught one, eh."

"FISH ON"

Bitchbark Canoe

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

'Not that net!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Local Knowledge

Desert Island Meals.

Bite out of fishing pier.

'You lifted your head.'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

reincarnated worm...

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

Fly Fishing

The one that got away

Fishing Tales

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling.

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Bears catching fish