Bass Chaser Gifts

"It's a jamming device for fish finders."

"OK, now tell me about the pain when that 20 pound bass got away..."

Cimafunk

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Surfing koala.

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Bench clearing brawl, $5.

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

'...you'd better get yourself a good lawyer!'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Frank Zappa

'I've got a board meeting!'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A tessellation of running figures.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Destiny is all...

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Yo mate, your board's up-side-down.

"He's into binge fetching."

Shopping Torture