Bass Buster Gifts

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Only caught one, eh."

"FISH ON"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Goldie.

Cut Your Bills In Half.

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Evolution of the upright bass

Warning.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"That bass isn't bad."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

Team Bass

This is a new talking copier, you've pushed the wrong button, mutton head!