Bass Buster Gifts

'Hank, what kind of big bass attractant are you using?'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

'I never get a good night's sleep. Thank God for these office meetings!'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

The Not-So Smart Meter

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Only caught one, eh."

"FISH ON"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'The pain in my head always seems to subside when I flush your bills down the toilet!'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

"The thing of it is I don't even fish!"

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'I hear your fees are very reasonable.'

Goldie.

Cut Your Bills In Half.

Holy Water and Ice Blocks

Evolution of the upright bass

Warning.

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"That bass isn't bad."

Man playing double bass which transforms into a woman.

"If your payment is in the post, please ignore this threat."

"You can't beat a good bit of dung and bass!"

Team Bass