Brass Band Buster Gifts

"No, you come in on four."

Orchestra.

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

French horn.

Basketball Tourney. Ernie, you're crushing everybody in the office basketball pool! You've picked the winner of every game so far! It's amazing because you don't know a thing about basketball. For you, picking the winner of every tournament game is like correctly guessing a coin flip sixty seven times in a row! No, I have a system! It seems everybody has an opinion about the tourney so I listened to what my investment advisor thought about the teams. And with his record of picking winners

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musical Fight

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

The Salivation army.

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"I once loved a parade."

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

Arturo Sandoval

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

"This ref really loves his brass band."

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

Tunicorn.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Sousaphone Player

A cocktail in a tuba

Busking Elephant

Serpent Instrument player

Brass Band

Tuba Music

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

That's funny, I always thought they were trumpeters.

"You still haven't told me why your last girlfriend dumped you"

"The foghorn is broken."