Brass Brawler Gifts

Musical Fight

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Take it outside!'

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"No, you come in on four."

Chess Trainer

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

Department Battles

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Executive Smackdown.

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."