Ballet Brawler Gifts

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Musical Fight

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Both benches have emptied, and now the brawl is spreading to the spectators!'

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

'Happy birthday, darling!'

Directions for walker across several hills.

Working Out

"Who you calling a candya**?"

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

Stadium usher of the month.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."

FOOD FIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL.

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Chess Trainer

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

Players from both teams charge into the seats and grab the belligerent fan.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

"Come on, Lady. Who are you kiddin'? You're way over twenty-one."

Antoine Griezmann

'I just read your blog. Do you want to settle this on or off line?'

Internot - No broadband in your area.

Settling a legal difference.

'Don't make me come down there.'

'OK, here we go. In order to pinpoint the cause of violence in sports...'

Xing.