"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."
Ballet Baffler Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates a love of ballet with a lighthearted edge? Our collection features witty and amusing items that any ballet enthusiast will enjoy. From humorous mugs to quirky t-shirts, find the perfect way to add a dash of fun to their ballet admiration.
A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu
"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."
The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker
Odette from Swan Lake
Cygnets from Swan Lake
Your tiny hand is frozen...
Cossack dancers
"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."
Orchestra conductor
Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried
Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'
Ballet School - Ring For Attention.
Ballet dancer.
Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.
Take a bow!
You're never too old for ballet!
'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'
Ballet Lovers
The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.
Blend Schools
Dancing woman
Treble
The Music Box
Man proposes holding a balloon.
She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?
Bow
'She was a great ballerina in her day.'
Finesse fishing
Paul and Debbie.
"Commuters"
Dancing in a circle
Sleeping Beauty's Wedding
"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"
Comedy Ballet of Marionettes II
Ballet Baffler Gifts Collection
Ballet Baffler Mugs
Looking for more humorous ballet gifts? Explore our selection of ballet-themed mugs that bring a smile with every sip.
Ballet Baffler Pillows
Comfort meets comedy with our ballet-themed pillows—ideal for dancers who love a little playful decor.
Ballet Baffler Prints
Discover our collection of ballet art prints that combine elegance with humor, perfect for decorating a dance studio or bedroom.
Ballet Baffler T-Shirts
Find the perfect witty ballet t-shirt to showcase their dance passion and sense of humor.