Burglar Baffler Gifts

The Dog whisperer.

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"I have an obligation to the stockholders, not the employees!"

"The boogie woogie bugle cat of Company B"

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Snowman Driver

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

Federal Center for the Study of your Tax Return.

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

Early Ram Raids

It's not that I cheat or read faces: I'm good at poker because I can smell fear...

"And you sign here..here...and here.."

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

"In time you will come to see that Football is ballet with taco chips."

"Genesis" "*The King Gus Version"

Waste Thinner

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

"I'm not sure I'm familiar with that bugle call, Sergeant. It sounds kinda panicky."

"You failed to enclose with your rebate form the correct tail feather from an extinct bird species so we are unable to process your request..."

'Our bugler is sick with the flu.'

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

'Well then, which is it? Hands up, read the note or hand over the money? I've never been good at multitasking.'

"At your age I was out liberating things."

'That's scary! Death, taxes and the smiley-face symbol have merged into a super-agency?'