Smartphone Bungler Gifts

The guy at the store said to sink it once in awhile

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"I have an app for that."

The Communicator

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

Overworked

"Brat"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"According to this tracking app, he's somewhere between Knick Knack and Paddy Whack."

"Something photogenic for each of us."

'Every time a phone dies, he buries it.'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

"I'm not repeating the specials again until everyone puts down their phones."

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

'Take a message...'

'It's for you.'

'Of course I just retweet everything I see - I'm a parrot.'

"He hasn't been the same since his phone died."

Pandora's Inbox

Woman holding two phones together.

'I'm sorry my social needs are changing & I need to upgrade.'

"I'm not saying she's obsessed, but every single photo on her phone is of her person." "Awww, that's her napping."

"Normally, we only issue one phone to new hires, but we're bringing you in at a busy time."

"Gotta go."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Oh, he's been counting sheep-shearing shows."

"My phone has a cracked screen."

Multitasking.